Monday, November 12, 2007

22 Things Guys Always Wanted to Know...

... about women. Trust Amrita to have her finger on ... lots of pulses, actually. So she found this set of questions, answered them brilliantly, and wickedly passed on a tag. Here goes nothin'.

1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
It's not cheating unless you get caught?

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
See 3 below. If you've gotta do it, you do it.

3. Does it hurt?
Only as much as flossing does.

4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Yes. Right at the moment people start running the other way.

5. Does size really matter?
As the wise man Bob Dole is rumored to have said, depends.

6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
Prospects need to be nurtured. The good ones, that is.

7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Clearing the brush is a labor-intensive enterprise.

8. Do you watch porn, too?
Watching is so overrated.

9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?
Nope. But groveling along with the blue box in hand help.

10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
Not the ones in the fringes. The "normal" ones, yes.

11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Because sometimes I am.

12. Why are you always late? (oh yeah, see question six!)
Good things come to those who wait.

13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Not if one scratch saves nine later.

14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
Who sez we can't?

15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
So you can't tell whose hair is clogging the shower drain.

16. How often do you think about sex?
In my book, detail trumps frequency.

17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?

18. Would you?
Too late for that now.

19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?

20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
Because mom obviously didn't do a good job if 19 is true.

21. Does it matter what car I drive?
Nope. It sure matters how.

22. Do you ever fart?
Ever heard of the stealth bomber?

Now for the fun part - I tag Poppin's Mom, Sue and Aditi.


Poppins said...

Hyuck Hyuck. That was a hilarious tag, felt like I was reading Cosmo. You went and spoilt the ending though, by tagging me !

Shall try my best :)

Anonymous said...

can you also answer the other three questions I always wanted to ask.

Bhel Puri & Seekh Kabab said...

Hahaha, very funny and quite wicked. "Only as much as flossing does" - Ouch, very graphic - that mental image is sure to come up the next time I am thinking of it as a present ;-)


Sue said...

LOL! This I have to do. 'Net just came back on, after two days, so woo hoo!

Amey said...

Here via Amrita's blog. Seems there is a consensus on Q.6. And the result is that I will be able to tell how my prospects are when the bill arrives next time ;)

Sunita Venkatachalam said...

Did it ! Phew.

Aditi said...

Hey Sujatha, thanks for the very interesting tag.

My answer's are up...